From the archives: S.R.D.
STORY BY LEGION MAGAZINE
This story appeared in a June 1926 issue of The Legionary, the predecessor for Legion Magazine that celebrates its 100th anniversary this year. The piece has been left mostly as it was originally published, with only minor copy edits to correct typos or glaring omissions.
“If the Sergeant steals your rum, never mind!” Thus goes one of the favourite ditties when veterans foregather, sung to the tune of the wartime refrain, “Though your heart may ache a while, never mind!” written and composed by Harry Dent and Tom Goldburn. Today the original words are all but forgotten, but it is quite safe to say that the army version will last as long as good fellows get together.
The familiar letters on the gallon stone jars, denoting “Service Rum Diluted,” have also lent themselves to many a quip: Soon Runs Dry, Sergeants Rarely Deliver, Seldom Reaches Destination, or as the orderly sergeant so aptly puts it in his “Five Nines and Whiz Bangs”—Soldiers’ Real Delight.
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